About This Game

Killer Chat! Expanded Edition builds on our award-winning dark satirical serial killer dating chatsim Killer Chat! to make your time in the slaughterhouse bigger, better and bloodier than ever before with more routes, endings, art, and achievements! Kickstarter coming Spring 2025.

After asking too many murder-related questions online (for your book), you get an invite to a... serial killer chatroom?! 

What the...?

SO YOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER. SUPPOSEDLY.

A reporter by day, an aspiring writer by night: you've been asking all the important questions on the dark web. 

Like, how do you bury a body? How do you kill someone with a crowbar with the right angle to cause blunt-force trauma? What's the best way to hide from law enforcement?

If you're to write a good crime book, this is how you'll do it.

Suddenly, ERROR! UNKNOWN invites you to a server... with a warning. "don't be so obvious smh You're Gonna Get Caught".

...

It's a serial killer chatroom.

You may be slightly screwed.

WELCOME TO HELL, LOSERS!

Play as a (fully customisable!) character as you… 

• Desperately pretend to be a serial killer… just like the other girls serial killers. So they don't kick you out. Or kill you. Oh god, they might kill you. 

• Get to know some killers. You might as well scope this out, right? No better chance to gather accurate first-hand data for your book. 

• Huh, they're actually kind of nice?

• Oh shit, he's hot. And she's hot. 

• Maybe you can… date… some murderers?

• What even is your life.

Yup, you heard us right! Killer Chat! is a dark satire romance chatsim where you date serial killers. Pretend to be a serial killer, get inspiration for your book, fall in love, and try not to call the cops through a whirlwind six months with your murderous beau of choice.  Who knows? You might find your happily ever after... or headline the news as a gruesomely lovesick corpse. It's honestly up to you.

FEATURING WHO OTHER THAN... YOURS TRULY? 

• Customisable MC! (Name, username, personality, gender, face, body, clothing, accessories, what kind of pseudo serial killer you are...)

• Four serial killers love interests across all genders (male, female, non-binary)... 

• Story-rich, choice-based branching towards 10+ new unique endings.

• Make voice and video calls to the server's serial killers, listen to voice messages, get them to accept your friend requests, and more!

• Write your own status, biography, and messages in chat!

• Friendship routes to hang out with, y'know, your other serial killer friends when you're not busy falling in love.

• Countless illustrated CG's.

• Custom-made OST, sound effects, and a horrifying (or divine?) server bot.

• And more! 

We're planning on adding many more features exclusive to the Expanded Edition, so stay tuned for the full announcement. However, how much content we can add depends on how much we get funded!

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

Swearing, death, murder, references to abuse, and serial killers... but you knew that.

MEET THE SERIALS!

AND THE REST...

(An arsonist, a slasher out of the '90's, a surfer who trips into killing, a lonely hearts poisoner ... you'll have to play the game, won't'cha?)